craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

❝ I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes. ❞
Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via xlisaj)

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❝ I don’t want to earn my living; I want to live. ❞
Oscar Wilde (via universal-wanderer)

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deezyville:

“You might even fight a nigga or two…”

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idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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